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Either Demotivational Poster


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: tomorrow doesn t look so h** either
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it. 5L
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
Amsome Monday poster! 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:41 am
It's hard work running around all day, just trying to get a nut. 5L


O BROTHER - WHY DID THEY BOTHER -


TAGS: either they re blind or he is filthy rich
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by culos

Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 5:20 pm
That poor chair.


STITCHES - What Snitches get.


TAGS: you dont want to get knife pooped either
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:41 pm
When the feds start to inquire, it's silence we require... or you're dressed in chicken wire.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
Man! Snitches don't get stitches; they end up in ditches, while I roll out in a cab...countin' my riches.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
That'll teach him for doing his civic duty.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
I believe it goes... "Snitches deserve stitches for being punk b****es." :)


wheat -


TAGS: gluten wheat either way it s funny
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:07 am
*pure
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:06 am
But you know, you're right. It wouldn't surprise me in a clever way to disguise themselves as pee, Monsanto wrote that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:05 am
The website I got it from was http://www.ounewsbureau.com/?p=3331 The whole article to me was a joke. One sentence said, gluten is "behind many more commonly known diseases." I thought, fair enough. How about gullibility and stupidity?
falloutghoul - September 20, 2013, 7:44 am
That image must've been from Monsanto. "Buy our genetically-modified wheat that will give your children allergies."


AIRMAN - Learns you don't ask Chuck certain questions... like, "How do you keep such awesome hair color at your age?"


TAGS: doesn t look natural to me either chuck
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Airman - February 24, 2010, 12:02 pm
thx Jmac. 5 roundhouses
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:28 am
ROR! Thank you.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 11:26 am
I dunno man... I mean, Superman wears his undies! (Okay, srsly done with the bad Norris jokes.)
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:25 am
ROR! Im not affraid of chuck, i will dig up bruce lee and he will take care of chuck for me
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 11:19 am
Aw, you'd better watch out now, face! Chuck's gonna punch you in the chin with the fist under his beard.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:14 am
Amsome. I personally effing hate Chuck Norris but this is d*** good. 5L


ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am
Dude, what's with me pic?


DARE TO BE DIFFERENT -


TAGS: because normal has been done and it is no picnic either
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by spacedog

dragontamer1990 - March 31, 2010, 9:41 pm
No fun being the same as another, it's awesome to being different. If everything and everybody was the same, I'd go INSANE!
Sean - March 17, 2010, 3:33 pm
Great.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:58 am
5 unique L
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 8:54 am
how's that different? Mooo+ does that to me all the time!! :) 5L


COMPLACENCY -


TAGS: and not red dawn wolverines either
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 3:13 pm
The bear is a TRAP!!! Its filled with heavily armed wolverines.
spacedog - November 20, 2009, 2:38 pm
LMAO! Ed-Hyde, so it's a russian bear? XD jk.
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 1:55 pm
Red Dawn reference, insta 5!


MEANWHILE, IN AFGHANISTAN... - Another tragic accident is caused by driving while texting.




SEARCHING -


TAGS: yeah it doesn t make sense to me either i wrote it
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rerun

Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Masterfully done, Rerun. You are far more subtle than your television namesake. 5/5
rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm

just rambling on
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:07 pm
Love it! Ode to a peeping tom?


DADDY TOLD ME -


TAGS: either fake it or take it
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by motifayk

ughomer - November 19, 2012, 12:34 pm
5+L for this one!!


WMD'S -


TAGS: you either have them or you dont
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 20, 2010, 12:49 pm
LOL at Aggy. But Bob, good point.. Weapons's doesn't work, and destructions doesn't work, but is it acceptable to pluralize the abbreviation? I believe I see them referred to that way in the press. I need to think on this
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:25 pm
That's why you're not on the list.
Bob D. Sailor - April 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
I hate to go Spelling Nazi here, but you can't pluralize Destruction.


SICKARTIST -


TAGS: and neither did we
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:53 pm
Do you play it in slow-motion sometimes while you imagine all the potential babies you are killing? I would.
sickartist - April 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
Actually I believe I have it on film. Thanks
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:50 pm
Correction... Tags should read "except that time he rubbed one out in the hall of mirrors". PEBKAC Error. That is all.
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
Sicko's split personality really came back to bite him in the a**. Nice one TTH!


IT WAS ONLY 2ND GRADE - but it set the tone for Agdaniele to become President of the Breakfast Club 9 years later


TAGS: didn t color between the lines either
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by gil

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
Thinking outside the box? It's a crime.


ARITHMATIC -


TAGS: ummm me neither
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 16, 2009, 8:07 pm
Then WHEN I wrote it, you didn't read it the way I -- oh, nevermind, I hear there's free p*** on the internet now? Welp, gottago.
Mark - May 16, 2009, 8:02 pm
No problem...I read it the way you meant it.
Sean - May 16, 2009, 7:58 pm
Ooooh, uhm, NOT you Mark, Frnak Burns. Sorry about that, chief.
Sean. - May 16, 2009, 6:57 pm
Yeah, Ferretface.
Mark - May 16, 2009, 6:00 pm
You mean MAJ Frank Burns? Not to be confused with his father, Mr. Burns of Simpson fame, or George Burns who was his grandfather.
Sean - May 16, 2009, 5:51 pm
How 'bout this? "They always find it so funny whenver one of their betters makes a mistake." Frank Burns. (Yeah, that Frank Burns.)
Mark - May 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
The least you could have done was come up with something clever to protect me while I was protecting you. I have been known to stumble once, twice, or fifty times too.
Sean - May 16, 2009, 5:23 pm
Hey thanks, Mark. But FF caught me phoning one in. I know I checked the spelling on that but I may have sent in the uncorrected draft. Me be big derrr. Bye.
Mark - May 16, 2009, 4:34 pm
Good catch Freddie...under normal circumstances. But trust me...Sean doesn't unintentionally misspell words. His mind works in very mysterious ways and his sense of humor sometimes requires reading three to four times before comprehension is attained.
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 4:23 pm
I'm new here, but shouldn't it be spelled, "ARITHMETIC?"
BoneCD - May 16, 2009, 6:19 am
Oh oh...I know this one! Because they live in Canada where is just too d*** cold...what, did I say something wrong?


BEACHES -


TAGS: but i would still rather do either than watch that d*** chick flick
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:02 am
they can be a real beach at times.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 9:18 pm
I can't enjoy this one enough... It's solid in every aspect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 16, 2009, 1:57 am
Doh!
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:33 pm
Sean this is just beachin!!! 5 yurtels!!
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:31 pm
*cough* ag-tes, up above the oster-pe *wink wink*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 11:10 pm
And then there's the movie Beaches, with Bette Midler and Batbara Hershey. That's also irritating, like sand in your shoe.


HALFTIME -




SNOOZE BUTTON - Yeah, wake me up on Saturday. I've never heard of Lake Powell.


TAGS: and neither have most of you
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 5:44 pm
Yeah but I'm a Schlitterbahn kind of guy. I'm a sucker for advertising.
Airman - February 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
Dan Quayle LOL.. are you in West Texas? I know they 'float' the river in tubes around Austin.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 3:24 pm
Yeah I've heard of it. I've just never been there. Like I said, humor fail. Garbage pail. Superjail. Dan Quayle. Paper trail. Killer whale.
Fatt Matt - February 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
he's looking for a good hook up on some smoke... so am I, going to PM my po box to ya
culos - February 19, 2010, 2:24 pm
I'm Dutch - (The Netherlands), why?
thegreenranger - February 19, 2010, 2:03 pm
where are you from culos?
culos - February 19, 2010, 1:31 pm
Who the hell is this guy Powell and what kind of a first name is Lake anyway??? Just kidding, I'm an old guy from across the pond in Europe and I know where and what it is.....
rerun - February 19, 2010, 12:46 pm

I am an olg guy in Texas and I have heard of Lake Powell. I get it. 5 hazy brain killing sh**s of whatever that was
Airman - February 19, 2010, 11:35 am
zing! you're telling me that a young guy in Texas doesn't know where Lake Powell is? or Party Cove? Figure out when ASU is on spring break, take some buds, and rent a houseboat. Remember to take a sign that says t***? You would have a blast
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 6:56 am
Oh boy... this poster sounds worse than it was supposed to. I'm just kidding, Airman. Humor fail. Well, unless you think it's funny. In which case, ZING!!!!


SHOWERS - No longer needed in Japan. They just wash up on the beach.


TAGS: either laugh or cry
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:34 pm
Heh heh.
Cloudchaser - March 22, 2011, 11:49 am
Gilbert Gottfried, is that you?


WEIRD MOTIFAKES - Because they are cauliflower.




RATIONAL GOOGLE - If those are my only 2 choices, then yes, I was temporarily 100 percent retarded. My mistake.




GUN SAFETY -


TAGS: safety in general either you re for it or against it
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by sickartist

teapit - July 3, 2011, 6:06 am
if you dont trust civilians to be armed, i suggest you move to a country that agrees with you, like saudi arabia, or communist china ;)
teapit - July 3, 2011, 6:05 am
statistics provided by who? the brady campaign? /fail ;)
teapit - July 3, 2011, 6:05 am
LOL. /fail communist, if you dont like armed civilians i suggest you never visit the USA.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:31 pm
Why is it the only people who want a load of guns are the people I would least trust with them?
fred - March 15, 2010, 12:48 am
It's a funny poster :-) - could be true too!
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:26 pm
Just as you have a way of intruding reality on humor.
fred - January 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
The people usually killed by those who keep a gun for safety, are their own family. Statistics have a disturbing way of intruding reality on ones fantasies.
Me_ - January 5, 2010, 6:58 pm
By the time you pulled it out you would already be dead. As far as being concealed, who care as long as you do not get caught.
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 4:18 pm
You can always get a concealed weapons permit in the states. Unless you're a convicted felon. d***...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 4:16 pm
Fantastic! You'd be able to kill a whole classroom of gun-carrying students before they could reach for their weapons!
aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:06 pm
concealed firearms are illegal unless you are an officer. and even that is small .cal pistols and revolvers


RELIGION -


TAGS: shamanism might not be that great either
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Velin - June 22, 2009, 6:26 am
Could be... but which ways and how old?


SPIRIT - "Either it's high in you or you're high on it...."




Mistakes are my business... And business is good! -


TAGS: maybe here nope how about here nope not here either
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

concern3 - March 25, 2017, 1:40 am
Especially the fun ones. UP yours
mizzdizz - March 24, 2017, 10:17 pm
I walked into a telephone pole..... I was checking out a saWEET '57 Chevy! SOooo worth it!
mizzdizz - March 24, 2017, 10:16 pm
.....especially if he's (she's 4 the guys) h**!
JesusWept - March 24, 2017, 5:59 pm
Genius XD
Silverheart - March 24, 2017, 4:39 pm

You should get all of the backing into lamp posts done BEFORE you get your car repaired. Why pay for repairs 5 times?
JesusWept - March 24, 2017, 4:03 pm
Oh man! I backed into a lamp post last week. First time I did that. One down, four to go grrrrr!! ^^^^^Up


Or -


TAGS: either way im takin heads
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by theyuk

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 30, 2015, 3:47 pm
Bravo! 5L


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